Jerrid
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Join date : 2008-08-26
 | Subject: I saw Max Payne  Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:50 am | |
| Was fucking awful. I mean, I knew it was pretty much guaranteed to suck but Jesus how did they manage to get it so wrong? Terrible plot that has almost nothing to do with the game and awful acting all over the place. The damn thing is only 85 minutes long and nobody fires a gun in the movie for the first hour. How does a movie based on a game based on the gun fights of John Woo have almost no action in it? And whats there is boring and stupid. Did anyone involved even bother to play the fucking game?
God it was bad. | |
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Ranma
Cock of the Walk
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Join date : 2008-08-21
Age : 42
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| | Subject: Re: I saw Max Payne Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:51 am | |
| Your first indicator of its crapulence was the fact that they cast Mark Wahlberg as the lead. Yikes. | |
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Squirrel-San
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| | Subject: Re: I saw Max Payne Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:10 pm | |
| What's wrong with Wahlberg? I mean, he isn't always in the best movies but his performances are usually believable.
But yes, I knew this movie would suck.
My friend said that he loved the movie and had been an avid fan of the game. I punched him in the stomach and spit in his face. | |
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Ranma
Cock of the Walk
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Age : 42
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| | Subject: Re: I saw Max Payne Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:27 pm | |
| - Squirrel-San wrote:
- What's wrong with Wahlberg? I mean, he isn't always in the best movies but his performances are usually believable.
But yes, I knew this movie would suck.
My friend said that he loved the movie and had been an avid fan of the game. I punched him in the stomach and spit in his face. You did the right thing, squirrel. These people need to learn their lesson. | |
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